Dear Roger, Do Not Judge Me
October 11, 2009 by admin
Filed under living with me
Dear Roger,
Do not judge me
With your pale green eyes
And your too large head.
I’ve packed and unpacked
These clothes for the past
Three summers.
Dear Roger,
Do not judge me
With your non-speaking stare
And your pointy ears sprouting silver tufts.
Allow me to dream the dream of thinner summers
And well toned arms and a body
Worthy of bare midriff attire.
Dear Roger,
Do not judge me
With your unblinking gaze
While I pluck your white hair
From my black tank tops
And black linen skirts and
Black shorts and black belts and purses and
Everything else I have that is
Black, the most slenderizing color
Of all the colors that didn’t make it in to the rainbow.
Lovely kitty! They do shed, though, don't they.
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Ahhh kitty kitty! And what a reminder of the clothes I need to pack – again – that -again – were not worn.
Smile!
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Holy Crap, I leave for 5 months and you are STILL a crazy cat lady??? WTH??? Okay fine. I am back to harrass you and give you the 5 kittens I now have in my garage that the flood brought in. What's 5 more??? I will even let you name them. I have missed you!!!!
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It is time to put away the linen…I wore tights for the first time last week and dragged out the hats and mittens this week!
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Oh, I could relate in so many ways with this poem – Great and loved the picture!
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Oh poor Roger. He is just so misunderstood. His eyes, I can't stop staring at his eyes.
Yes master…
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I love you Roger!!
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