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I am talking about degrees, baby. Twenty eight glorious degrees. Does anyone else in Wisconsin realize what follows twenty-eight degrees on a late March morning? Fifty degrees in the afternoon! I was overcome with shock and awe. Jaw droppin’ eye poppin’ frost meltin’  shock and awe.

I felt like spring cleaning but only for like a split second. Then take that split second and divide it by, hmmm, maybe twenty-eight degrees and that’s about how long I felt like spring cleaning!

Gardening, I felt like gardening … that’s what I am talking about here. Twenty-eight felt so great I felt like gardening. Actually, I felt like thinking about gardening. Not literally thinking about gardening, more like looking at a catalog about gardening but I sure felt like turning the pages in a more excited manner than I did when it was twenty-eight below zero.

It was obvious that I had succumbed to the latest disorder, the Seasonally High Induced Temperature Teasing Emotional Reaction Sydrome. I am officially requesting a grant from the grant-giver-outers so that I can conduct more studies on the S.H.I.T.T.E.R.

The S.H.I.T.T.E.R. is serious, but not as serious as S.H.I.T.T.I.E.R., Seasonally High Induced Temperature Teasing Emotional INTERNAL Reaction Syndrome. These folks are unable to communicate how they feel, they keep it inside and let it fester.

Further along those lines, I’ll be using my much needed grant dollars to review my friend’s cousin’s ex-sister-in-law’s niece. Now she had a serious case of Seasonally High Induced Temperature Teased Intensified Extremely Severe Tantrums. Once these guys start talking about their weather related emotions, they just can’t shut up. They rant, they rave, it is a full blow adult tantrum and is unattractive no matter who you are.

In summary, there is some serious S.H.I.T. going around out there. Be careful, please.