Save Yourself, Save The Planet
April 22, 2010 by admin
Filed under living with me
Honestly, why start on such a huge project like saving the world when you’ve got your hands full with the self-improvement projects you’ve been neglecting for years. Here’s just a few easy ways you can be kind to yourself and the environment.
** Don’t drink and drive. Ever. No matter what. Ever. I won’t lie, I did drink and drive in my twenties and I’m not quite sure why I never died. Or killed anyone.
** Do drink more water. The best formula for that is to take whatever you drank yesterday and multiply it by four … that should be enough.
** Do save the planet. Drink more water just don’t drink it from disposable bottles. Wait, filtered water in glass drinking cups. Unfiltered water is full of lead because for years we believed we could keep our children safe just by washing their toys, thus polluting the lakes and oceans with the powdered lead. Unfiltered water is also full of drugs because the industrial strength filters aren’t strong enough to get out the drugs that idiots keep flushing down the toilet when the cops are at the door. Somehow, by purchasing the install-it-yourself home filter you can eliminate all the unnecessary minerals and drugs. Good luck with that.
** Don’t be afraid of global warming. There are enough scientific studies out there to show evidence of climate trends, which is what I believe. I believe that because I am careful to hang around with like-minded people. There is also enough information on the Internet if you want to subscribe to alternate theories. Just don’t become paralyzed by other peoples’ right to free speech.
** Some people tell lies. And sometimes you won’t know they are lying until it is too late. Been there, done that, bought their t-shirt, had their baby. Practice safe-sex doesn’t mean just using a condom, it also means protecting your heart. And your soul.
** There are people that don’t tell lies. They are just harder to find but well worth the wait. Been there, done that, and I will live happily ever after, damn it.
** Some people suck the life right out of you. Try to hang around with the least suckiest people you can find because it is through these unsucky people and their friends that you will be able to change your attitude. Positive people through off a great vibe, glob on to it, that’s why they put it out there.
** You probably won’t trust me on this, but life is to short to wait to love yourself. Make a sincere effort to love who you are where you are right now. You might not be where you thought you would be, but make the best of it. Don’t wait to love yourself after you lose the weight or grow your hair out or fit into the perfect size jeans.
Very seldom do I preach, but when I do it is all same theme …
** At any given moment, just by being who you are can really make a difference. You just don’t know it at the time.
Love you Dear!
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