for sale elmo

elmo needs you candid resale

November 7, 2015

by — Posted in #NaBloPoMo, based on a true story, blogher.com, candid re-sale, featured, living with me, only in sheboygan

 

Just like your city, my city has a multitude of Facebook groups where you can post your buy/sell/iso items. These are my actual posts. I removed some of the details, but these are my items listed for sale along with my pictures partnered with my words.


First things first, that’s my cat, Kevin, and he is not for sale.

You can, however, purchase Elmo, his phone, and the doctor kit.*

Elmo’s phone! Very cute, it has an on/off switch. For your maximum sanity, keep it in the off position. This phone has some type of mini-USB port in the bottom. Connect to your computer so you can hear a much-loved and extremely irritating television character repeat your child’s name over and over and over. Batteries are included with this because, just like the real thing, I cannot figure out how to open this phone.

Elmo! His batteries are NOT included. He has an on/off switch and if you touch his hand he barks out different commands like, blow my nose! Take my temperature! All of this is said in his no longer adorable voice.

Doctor Kit! And it looks like there is more here than what Elmo requires. I’m guessing the medical tools are partially from the Fischer Price doctor set and some are from dying Elmo. Also, I’m confident Elmo will tell you which tool to use where because apparently when he is not feeling well he is extremely bossy.

To reiterate, the cat’s name is Kevin, he’s mine and he is not for sale.

The rest can be yours for a mere $10. Cheaper then medical school, that’s a fact right there.

Please purchase this cross-posted item from my smoke-free home.

*cat not included


This posted item has received several likes and eight messages about my cat. I’m still hoping to get Elmo and accessories rehomed. Kevin, my cat, is not included.

for sale elmo

NaBloPoMo November 2015

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