gratitude, free to a good home – candid re-sale

Just like your city, my city has a multitude of Facebook groups where you can post your buy/sell/iso items. These are my actual posts. I removed some of the details, but these are my items listed for sale along with my pictures partnered with my words.


 

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Gratitude, free to a good home.
Sheboygan, Wisconsin

Hey, Happy Thanksgiving. Today I am ridiculously and shamelessly grateful for all of you.

This week I have been receiving the most awesome messages via Facebook chat. You guys have been showing me pictures of my stuff in your homes and on your kids and dogs … I couldn’t be happier.

I’ve also received a metric shit ton of compliments on my writing style and, well, that’s [almost] worth more than the money I received from y’all while I’ve been cleaning out my attic.

I’m crazy grateful to C.C. for forcing me to watch her sales go sliding on through my timeline and seducing me into placing my first item. And thanks to H.H. for giving me a legit writing job with a legit Sheboygan business.

And you guys that are giving to those in need, you are beyond wicked cool. You’ve inspired me to reach out to countless others and have privately gifted to items to those who couldn’t throw together enough money for to buy a pot to piss in. Not literally. I did not gift them a pot to piss in but you get what I’m talking about here.

So here’s to us … the thrifters, the givers, the dreamers, and me.

Cheers!

P.S. I’ve only gone through 1/4 of the attic. And when that’s done I’ve got a basement and a storage unit, too.

NaBloPoMo November 2015

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