You know what we aren’t going to talk about? We aren’t going to talk about the fact that I even have this tablecloth.
I bought this.
Before ugly sweaters were even a cool thing.
But why don’t we talk about you … are you hosting an ugly sweater party this year? Are you attending one and you really want to bring a hostess gift that will make you the favorite guest at the ugly sweater party?
Ok, then obviously you need this tablecloth, am I right?
You know what else we aren’t going to talk about? We aren’t going to have a heated debate while we all weigh in on this topic: are these ducks or geese because that is not what’s important right now.
You know what is important? Bragging rights to this sweet Holiday Tablecloth Featuring Ducks Wearing Ugly Sweaters tablecloth. BAM!