Just like your city, my city has a multitude of Facebook groups where you can post your buy/sell/iso items. These are my actual posts. I removed some of the details, but these are my items listed for sale along with my pictures partnered with my words.
(SOLD)
Holiday Tablecloth
Sheboygan, Wisconsin
In another life I had dinner parties, there were fancy people with beautiful clothes and pretty shoes. There was a gorgeous chandelier over the dining room table. There was decent wine and amazing hors d’oeuvre. I had a cleaning lady, too. Life was good.
Life is still [kind of] good. Things change and we move forward. So many uncertainties, and I only know one thing for sure …I do not need to hang on to these holiday table cloths.
Now, I’m not saying you are a pompous ass if you buy these tablecloths. You’d be brilliant because back in the day, I only purchased the finest shit H.C. Prange had to offer.
You really like this tablecloth, don’t you? And the price couldn’t be better, right? Now do me a solid and let us all band together and get these out of my attic and onto your table. Happy holidays, no, really I mean it.
