two very loud “musical” instruments – candid re-sale

Just like your city, my city has a multitude of Facebook groups where you can post your buy/sell/iso items. These are my actual posts. I removed some of the details, but these are my items listed for sale along with my pictures partnered with my words.

2015-11-07 12.30.36(SOLD)
Two Very Loud “Musical” Instruments
Sheboygan, Wisconsin

Fisher Price and Little Tikes have combined their efforts in an attempt to drive me insane.

Unfortunately, these two “instruments” are still functioning. Fortunately, I’d love to have them functioning in someone else’s home.

Each one of these gems has a tiny glitch to them, like the bow is missing on the faux violin. And the gee-tahr might have a glitch with the on/off switch.

If your child is young enough to enjoy making noise, they certainly won’t notice those problems. Batteries are not included, you can thank me later for that …

Everyone knows Dave Grohl got his start in a garage band. Let’s move these items out of my home and over to your place so your toddler can get started with his first jam session / play group.

And if this turns into a real thing, I want a solid mention on the album liner notes.

NaBloPoMo November 2015

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