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	<title>Candid Carrie</title>
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	<description>Carrie Stuckmann shares her candid views on everything from kids to cats, marriage and life, you name it, by age fifty, she&#039;s lived through it. With four sons, two daughter and an odd assortment of rescued cats, there is a guarantee that Candid Carrie will captivate you with her current journey through life and humorous recollections from her past.</description>
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		<title>The One Where I Am Remarkably Inappropriate, Again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know it is inappropriate behavior on my part, but I’m declaring that up front and you can quit reading right now if you want because I’ve already got your page hit and you are now my statistic.
Hundreds of thousands of people enjoy “celebrity immersion” by following tabloid television shows, fingering through celebrity magazines, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Invented A.S.S.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a reputation for operating a squeaky clean place. I may or may not deserve that reputation, but that&#8217;s the word around the blogosphere. I have revealed my unhealthy respect for authority countless times. Look at me with crossed-eyes and I spill so much information that it takes a Hazardous Waste team to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/02/i-invented-a-s-s/</link>
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		<title>The Only Time I&#8217;ll Ever Talk About Tiger Woods</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The only thing I know for sure about that night is that I wasn’t the same person I am now.
I mean, I know it was me. It was my thought process, seen through my eyes, carried out with my skin which surrounded my bones. It was me. Even though it was someone else’s lifetime ago, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/02/the-only-time-ill-ever-talk-about-tiger-woods/</link>
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		<title>And I Still Haven&#8217;t Found What I&#8217;m Looking For</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two Dairy Queen spoons
A McDonald&#8217;s straw wrapper
Old french fries underneath my car seat
Three pieces of gum with the foil attached
Four Tic Tacs and one dryer sheet
 
The swim suit bottom my daughter had lost
When she was only a size 6 X
Four pencils
One pen
Two Lego men
A Tinker Toy and three K&#8217;NEX
 
Este Lauder Lipstick
Had melted real quick
Earthen Nude, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/02/and-i-still-havent-found-what-im-looking-for/</link>
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		<title>Friday Foto Fiesta Finish, 2009.02.05</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s photographs are a couple years old, but I know I&#8217;ve never posted them. This was taken the morning after Travis&#8217; high school graduation party. All the boys crashed on top of the trampoline and slept under the stars that night.


 

 
Looks like a litter of puppies, doesn&#8217;t it?
 
 






		
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		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/02/friday-foto-fiesta-finish-2009-02-05/</link>
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		<title>Friday Foto Finish Fiesta, 2010.01.29</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Brace yourself for the sweetest homemade Valentine you&#8217;ve ever seen!
 

I told you so!
Directions are super easy.
1. Let your kid pick out what ever clothes they think make them look their best.
2. Print your Valentine message from your computer.
3. Have a super fun photo shoot!
4. Print out as many wallet size pictures you will need.
 

 
 







		
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		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/01/friday-foto-finish-fiesta-2010-01-29/</link>
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		<title>Friday Foto Finish Fiesta, 2010.01.22</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I miss green.

I miss sweaty kids.

I miss being on the swing set.
(Don&#8217;t judge me, I like being on the swing set.)

 
And I miss letting my alpaca roam.
(Alright, I don&#8217;t have alpaca, but if I did this one would be my favorite.)

Remember when it was warm enough that you could
actually take your snake for a walk?
Yup, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/01/friday-foto-finish-fiesta-2010-01-22/</link>
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		<title>Blankets and a Twelve Inch Cross</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I ventured out of my zip code yesterday. It was 28 degrees and the sun was shining. I needed fresh air and a fresh perspective. I had the windows open in the back, while I cranked up the vehicle&#8217;s heat and the speaker&#8217;s volume and drove.
Alright, that plan didn&#8217;t last long. I didn&#8217;t get cold [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/01/blankets-and-a-twelve-inch-cross/</link>
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		<title>Friday Foto Fiesta Friday, 2010.01.15</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During late November&#8217;s warm-ish spell, Travis took the rest of the kids to the sunny shores of Lake Michigan while his friend took pictures.  My two favorites are the ones on the bottom, their hand prints and a sand angel. Least favorite part is that when I told Trav to grab a hat, he grabbed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/01/friday-foto-fiesta-friday-2010-01-15/</link>
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		<title>If David Copperfield Were Incontinent*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[* I wrote this late October, 2007. It has always been one of my favorites and today seemed like a great day to run it for all of you. At the time I wrote this DavidCopperfield (one word) was being investigated for allegedly sexually assaulting a young woman in his warehouse. Today, the investigation has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://candidcarrie.com/2010/01/if-david-copperfield-were-incontinent-2/</link>
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