Two Dairy Queen spoons
A McDonald’s straw wrapper
Shriveled french fries beneath my car seat
Three pieces of gum with the foil attached
Four Tic Tacs and one dryer sheet
The swimsuit bottom my daughter had lost
When she was only a size 6 X
Four pencils
One pen
Two Lego men
A Tinker Toy and three K’NEX
Este Lauder Lipstick
Had melted real quick
Earthen Nude, Limited was the shade
Twenty dollars a pop, in a sweet little glop
Nothing left but the stain that it made
An Addidas sandal, navy blue
A Nike golf club, a parking lot stub
A dead wasp, no wait, make that two